Long time listener, First time post, never called before
I'm a senior in high school and purposely get to school an hour early just to listen to the show as much as i can. My dad got me into you guys because whenever i was with him he would always have you guys on the radio...now he has sirius and ditches howard stern for you guys just to keep the tradition alive. I'm currently listening to the show like I do every morning and am PATIENTLY waiting the arrival of the "horny for zorny" shirts because me and my dad are buying at least 25. 5 for replica and 10 to give out and promote you guys. So please let me get an update on their arrival. My dad used to be a regular caller and ive never called but expect one soon. You guys are fantastic.
Ren Tydings
09/26/2008 6:05PM
Movie reviews
Fan of the show, but your movie critic (CPK?) needs to go. There is an old expresion that some folks have a face for radio. He has a voice for newspapers. I understand that your show's style is irreverent and none of you have classic radio voices. But you are all professionals and your voices are inoffensive to the ears. CPK sounds much like Stuttering John when he was on the Howard Stern show. He speaks way too fast, trips over his tongue, and his voice generally has an irritating tone to it. He needs to listen to tapes of his reviews and slow down his delivery. He is so amped up and excited that he comes across as a babbling fool. He also needs to edit his copy--he uses too many words to get his point across. He may understand films and film making, but he is just too annoying to listen to. I know the rest of you use him as a comic foil for the show, but I think his appearances may cost you listeners. I turned off the Spike Lee interview this morning during one of his rambling suck-up questions to Mr. Lee. Love the show. But lose this guy.
09/25/2008 1:34PM
Cakes is a freak
first time ive been on your site, CAKES is a freaking wierd lookin dude, wat the hell is wrong w/ his head he looks like a freaking alien! WOW! he should hook up w/ the new butt ugly junkett wat the hell were people thinkin pickin her id like to see how ugly the other butt hurtings were
09/25/2008 8:56AM
the gov
the gov is mad irrelavant now. doesn't pick any games worth while and the ones he does he's dead wrong on. unplug the gov. hurrrting segment
09/24/2008 6:05PM
Someone Stuffed the Vote for the Junkette
There is no way Melissa should have one, she is not even half as good looking as many of the other contestants.
This appears to be as valid as a Vote in Bosnia.
09/23/2008 9:42AM
Oh Lurch....
Wth Lurch? Are you such a diva that you can't just suck it up and miss a basketball game a possibly part of an unimportant football game to see your grandmother? Do you honestly think you'll have much time left to see her? You won't have to worry about it soon, so just suck it up and think of someone else. Put a smile on her face, only if you only go for a little while.
09/23/2008 7:10AM
HURTING New Junkette
What's up with the listeners...the new Junkette is HURTING compared to some of the other sillies up there. Can I get a recount?
09/22/2008 10:17AM
Hotties in South America
Gentlemen...keep those Podcasts coming...talk about keeping me sain, we are on the verge of civil war here in Bolivia (President Evo Morales "Mini Mee" of nutzo Hugo Chavez, just kicked out our Ambassador...not good)...at any rate, your show rocks...been listening since you sent me to Howard Stern in the late 90's and you guys will have a fan forever. Stay safe, and DAMM, there are some hotties down here!! Ciao, ciao from the nosebleeds (La Paz Alt. 3200m above sea-level)...nos vemos
Prez
09/21/2008 2:17AM
your boy from Seattle
Listening to podcasts from Seattle, and a fan from way back (originally from NoVa), but the Junkette winner is her..ting. Now I probably wouldn't kick er outta bed, but cmon. My confidence in the listeners of my beloved Junks (well kinda beloved) has dropped big time. I say no more contests voted on by the listeners. Feels like big time sham!
08/19/2008 7:19AM
WTF!!!!
Why hasn't the live feed worked for almost three weeks now! YOu suck!
08/18/2008 2:41PM
EBs Skin
I'm not sure, but that looks a lot like AIDS.
08/18/2008 8:49AM
EB - You are a disgusting pig yourself
If you make comments about overweight women, you must have some insecurity yourself. You have no right to critize others when you are mentally dificient yourself. You owe all plus size, overweight, plump or whatever term you want to use an apology. You have just lost a devoted listener. F U!!!!
08/17/2008 10:15AM
BDK is a whore
Why does this annoying kid get paid to go to press junkets and give good reviews. George Lukas wrote a bad script? What a shock.
08/16/2008 1:28AM
Pool Urine
Along with "wiki" add snopes to your list of interenet references. There is no chemical that reacts onlyt to urine.
PS. EB, everyone pees in the pool
08/13/2008 8:06AM
Lurch, you're not Tough
Why does Lurch always take pix with a frown or some supposed tough look. Smile man, you're tall and Dorky looking, embrace your gay look.....
08/08/2008 6:38PM
Lurch Lost
I need an answer Did we find my Big Guy or is he lost forever
08/08/2008 2:39PM
sundress
maybe you should get Buzz to help with this since he has better luck pullin the women!
08/08/2008 8:51AM
EB and 'DONK'
EB I want you to think about my nuts 'donking' off your chin everytime you use that word on the air...the rest of the junks should get some sense and get rid of this asswipe
08/06/2008 12:37PM
Bradley
Cakes looks like Kirt Angle in the advertisement that comes out at the bottom right on the wjfk site.
08/06/2008 9:32AM
USA Today Aug 6
Congrats to EB for getting his picture on the front page/ top left corner
08/06/2008 9:08AM
Not a Sermon...
Just a Donkey! That commercial is pretty offensive guys...
08/06/2008 8:25AM
MY MOM JUST WON
im kayla beardsley...I NEED THESE TICKETS. im the crazy "obsessed with robert downey jr" girl on youtube. PLEASE
08/05/2008 2:58PM
Movie in Lurch's Office
I think I saw a video tucked away on one of the shelves in Lurch's Money Office that was titled " Red Sox Highlights 2". . . .might want to find a better hiding place for that!
08/05/2008 10:08AM
EB's a dick
Can EB be a bigger dick? Demanding JP do all of the work for sundress sillies recruiting and then complain he's not doing enough? What does EB do, except talk about how photos don't do his 8 status justice?
Lurchess,
Farve hasn't played his entire career with GB.
08/04/2008 9:52PM
Sun dress sillies
Hey guys, make sure to invite the 30ish sillies! I might trek out to chantilly then.
08/04/2008 1:42PM
i love the junkies
best show in the US
08/04/2008 10:14AM
stream
yo, did someone turn on the mister coffee? the stream just went down.
08/03/2008 8:26PM
premier
i better win those tickets to tropic thunder. no one deserves them more!! check out youtube "obsessed with robert downey jr" and see how hard ive tried for these tickets!
07/31/2008 12:25PM
New Show Intro
"Hey JunkIES!! Hey JunkIES!!" You need a new show inTRO!! show inTRO!!
Hey JP - take a look at the USA-Turkey basketball score now. Total domination. Why don't you try loving your country once in a while you whack-job liberal.
07/30/2008 8:53PM
redskins tickets
This was on a NH Craiglisting: Thought you might know someone that could use these!
Two sets of season tickets for the Washington Redskins home games at FedEx Field in Landover Maryland. Section 443 row 21 seats 25 and 26. Selling for my cost of $996. Includes 8 regular season games plus 2 pre-season Games. Shipping extra. I live in Merrimack and will be unable to go to the games.
603-429-3304
07/30/2008 2:48PM
where is th 7/30 podcast
come on rickies get the podcast up for your bmore listners!
07/30/2008 10:35AM
hey
why don't you have hot guys making out and showing thierselves off. i know it would get a lot of attention from women.
try entertaining us once in a while
07/27/2008 2:36AM
cakes
click on your boy money metal cakes for some silly embarrassment
07/25/2008 6:55PM
EB....
EB on what scale are you an 8? 1 to 100? I love that you're with an asian girl, cuz I am one. but... you need to look in a mirror and be humbled.
07/25/2008 9:30AM
Just became a fan..
Hiya. I just started listening to you all in the morning. How is it that I have lived in this area for awhile and just discovered you! By the way, you are all so incredibly hot! -Stacye P.
Big ups to Chad Dukes putting that C in her place today and holding his tounge. No one likes people with their high egos.
07/24/2008 3:20PM
Sara, the Intern
She sucks! She's such a stuck up biotch. I'm so glad today was her last day. Good riddens.
07/24/2008 10:19AM
sara is silly
sara is straight up silly and I would treat her so much better then her wack ex. hook me!!
07/24/2008 9:15AM
sarah
I'm telling you she's just a 7.5 for a FLA silly.
07/24/2008 9:05AM
Sara
Hmmmmm... nice rack but could already be a bit droopy dog. Not as hot as she thinks she is.
07/24/2008 9:01AM
Sara
Her ego was big, but I like her tig oles a LOT!
07/24/2008 8:36AM
This chick sucks
Horrible segment. This chick is a bitch, nobody that listens to the Junks wants to hear her annoying whiny voice anymore.
07/24/2008 7:19AM
Oil in the USA
They found an oil field bigger than Saudi in Montana, North Dakota area. http://www.wealthdaily.com/articles/bakken-oil-field/1244
07/24/2008 6:40AM
EB
There EB goes sounding ignorant(again) about the morgage crisis and shoker he's the loudest one in the room.
07/23/2008 9:45AM
bother the pros
i remember back when u guys were on the night show, you had the bother the pro segment and i think you guys need to bring that back, cause it was silly. JP, EB, Lurch Dog and Cakes, bother athletes asleep or awake, its time for the junkies to bother the PROS!!!!
07/23/2008 8:38AM
Jessica Simpson
Sundress Silly for sure but check out her country attempt video,turn the volume down; SHE'S HOTfjjwu
07/22/2008 1:58PM
Sarah's Pix
Hi guys,
I recently started to listen to you guys and I would love to see your intern, Sahar's, pix. She sounds amazingly hot.
07/22/2008 8:37AM
Sarah
I want to see a picture of that stuck up mother hater, Sarah
07/18/2008 1:38PM
Junkies on HBO's The Wire
Season 2 episode 8 about 42 min in, you can hear them on in the background..."Its silly"
07/17/2008 2:12PM
Baseball
Can you guys discuss baseball like real American men? Only losers play that much poker. Seriously, someone other than Lerch.. please study up on the game, you're losing some fo your demographic with all this 'seein flop' BS.
07/16/2008 4:16PM
Nasty Junkettes
Good luck with the contest. Over have the girls posted online are F-ing busted!
07/16/2008 11:30AM
Slow Podcast Upload
How come Big O and Dukes can get their podcasts uploaded same day and you donkeys take 24 hrs? Brett's ham-hock thighs slowing things down??
07/16/2008 11:04AM
lurch's secret site
It's just basketball-reference.com, donkeys
07/16/2008 10:19AM
Professionalism
In response to the comment below.
Oh what a tragedy everything has to be.. If the junkies brought their morals into every topic they talked about....I wouldnt listen... Who wants to listen to a depress fest? And you dont even listen!!! I hope you get your whiney melon cropped by an over/under pass!!
07/14/2008 6:42PM
Atlanta sucks
Just moved from Maryland to Atlanta, and I must say that nothing down here can compare to the Junks.
07/14/2008 3:39PM
professionalism
I was told by a colleague that the incident over the weekend involving the bus and the Nationals game was a source of humor this morning. I would hope the show has class and showcases more professionalism rather than trying to find humor in this tragedy. How dissapointing to hear. Haven't been a fan before, and definitely will not even bother listening now...
07/14/2008 10:10AM
North Beach
NB has been there for years (under different names) but it is back on the bay between Bottl/Cork and the Starboard; it can be fun (it was known for a drink called the Dewey Devil) but why stray back there when you can stay at ther 'Board
07/14/2008 8:16AM
fab sports babe
the fabulous sports babe is now on a sports station in Tampa. Just horrible.
that guy who called in about the autobond and gas tanks in a donkey, in europe the gas tank is on the right
06/30/2008 9:35AM
mINA
AMERICAN CARS HAVE THE GAS ON THE LEFT. IMPORTS ARE ON THE RIGHT
06/27/2008 8:44AM
random thought
you 4 are the ugliest, goofiest, looking guys i've ever seen, but i love the show!!!
06/26/2008 8:48AM
Phone
EB it's the Samsung Glide. Samsung is making the Google phone. Verizon sells
a Samsung "smart" phone that the Google phone is going to look like.
06/25/2008 10:29AM
Cakes AT&T Promo
Could "Money Metal Cakes" possibly point at his giant shining dome a bit more on his online promo? It's disburbing enough when he walks onto my computer screen.
06/25/2008 9:13AM
da boys
you all rock!! I love the silverfox!! I get cised!!
06/24/2008 7:11PM
re: cakes is so nubs...
not nearly as much as someone who cannot spell blue.
06/24/2008 5:58PM
yer boy
Cakes tell me how my ass tastes! LOLing
06/24/2008 1:44PM
EB
I wouldn't listen to the show without EB!
06/23/2008 9:42PM
Cakes, Lurch, JP
More of you...less E.B.
06/23/2008 9:41PM
eb sucks
EB shut up and let everyone else talk your ruining the show. P.S. MMA Sucks...
06/23/2008 9:41AM
Doug
Did you see when recently Doug, was chocking on a chicken bone at some restaraunt and his wife wouldn't let a woman doc. save him she waited until a male doc gave him the Heimlich maneuver
06/23/2008 7:54AM
Men Who Shave Below
I think it's hot to see a shaved package, especially since I LOVE to hang out with Smoker everyday. My husband shaves his "area" regularly and it feels great on my lips and face when I am down there and also when we are deep grinding. I keep my area shaved bald also.
06/21/2008 1:47AM
WTF?
Ben Affleck looks like he wants to punch BDK between the eyes! To be honest, I'm with him...
06/20/2008 10:51PM
JP
When is EB going to confirm he hates JP its so obvious on the show EB is bitter...but JP is gay dont blame him.
06/20/2008 3:20PM
cakes is so nubs
i just saw his bule on bule outfit, what a zilch, worse than the card counter
06/20/2008 10:26AM
special people
is it me or does the picture above look like an add for melwood. look at EB and JP they both look like they look like they came out of the mothers womb "special". Lurch and cakes look like they could be one of the freinds of the retarted people
06/20/2008 9:13AM
pop-up ad
scary.
06/20/2008 8:35AM
BDK
Dude....I need 1 bullet
06/20/2008 8:02AM
JPedia
For the love of god, please get rid of JP. That douche lives to argue. A swap for Bradley Fukerton would do the show good.
06/19/2008 2:29PM
why rip iowa?
the people of iowa are 100 times better than 4 fags from p.g. county. you assholes like to eat dont you? i mean besides guys
06/19/2008 7:30AM
Tiger's Career is OVER
check it out...
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/golf/article4168158.ece?&EMC-Bltn=NJSA59
06/18/2008 10:45AM
athletic competition
in the wake of watching BDK try to throw a football, you have to set up some kind of competition between the skinniest fat man and cakes son, who already took out Big O and Dukes in the academic best of 10.
06/17/2008 11:59PM
boston
please talk about the Boston celebration
06/16/2008 2:52PM
podcast
What's up with Monday the 16th?
06/16/2008 9:21AM
Every one listen
ya man I listen d wite boy dem funny .mi fravorite junkies is Rednekie Bickle and d big papa Lurch I thin Lurch i s haif black ya man I am off work today smokin a jamaican cegar ya man its my relijon f d Mandalay let me take u guys to jamaica man dont live in a box like u know who Ire man
06/13/2008 9:44AM
EB is PANTING
What is the nurse doing to him that he is PANTING so loud into the mic?
06/13/2008 8:16AM
El Camino High School
This is from the article I read at the San Francisoc Chronicle (SFGate.com): Here's how the program normally works: Students chosen to symbolize the dead are pulled out of their classes by someone in a Grim Reaper costume while their obituaries are read aloud.
A few hours later, they reappear in ghoulish makeup to enact a traffic accident at an assembly. Rescue workers whisk "victims" from a mangled car to a hospital or morgue. The "dead" then spend the night at a hotel isolated from friends and family before returning the next day for an assembly with parents and professional speakers.
At El Camino, the students who were in on the secret shunned the Grim Reaper skit.
"We didn't want kids laughing at it," said Michelle Molin, 17, a junior. "It's like Halloween."
El Camino officials agreed to try to give students the experience of real grief. They defend how they handled the exercise.
"They were traumatized, but we wanted them to be traumatized," said guidance counselor Lori Tauber. "That's how they get the message." When you read the rest of the article you see that most kids, while at first were angry, realized that the program did get their attention.
06/12/2008 9:52AM
JPO
One of my colleagues placed second in your JPO in AC bringing home $9500. Now he's an instant celebrity in the office. One week prior I knocked him out of our local poker tourney. Now I'm determined I can come to AC next time and win some BIG bucks! ROFLMAO!
A Junkies fan!
BIG Bob!
06/11/2008 5:28AM
104.3 Baltimore
I can't believe that now in the Baltimore area Elliot is on two different stations?!? Did you guys know he was getting picked up by them and were you guys considered too??? They play great music the whole day except for his show in the mornings.
06/09/2008 11:15AM
Cakes VS EB BMI contest
With the info that they gave on air Cakes still wins!!
EB at 6'1" 220 (HA!) his BMI is 29.0.
Cakes at 5'7" at 183 is 28.7!!
Winner. Winner. Chicken F-ing Dinner!
06/09/2008 9:59AM
Lurch the Botcher
They do not drove over the arctic ocean. they are just driving on lakes that are frozen over.
06/06/2008 9:42PM
HEY JP!
JP is Gay
06/06/2008 9:41PM
Intro Song
aNYBODY KNOW THE SONG THAT THE JUNKS PLAY ON THEIR INTRO AND COMMERCIAL, ITS A FAST PACED RECENT ROCK SONG!!!ANY GUESSES!!!
06/06/2008 7:19AM
JP Donkey of the week
During the current events challenge, smug JP who thinks he knows it all said cakes knows 25% more. Last time I checked 4 out of 10 is not 25% less than 5 out of 10. Someone needs to go back to 6th grade math and learn about basic ratios.
06/05/2008 7:33PM
Late Day Listener
Sarah the intern: self proclaimed MATURE. give me a break-
06/05/2008 7:21PM
Pa-SCOREBOARD
Love the show guys,long time listener.Getting a little salty about all the Pennsylvania bashing though.I know Pa is hurting,but we can't help where we grew up.Didn't y'all grow up in freakin PG county? That's something to be proud of .Pa might be hurting,but our sports teams make you jelous,just admit it.Penguins lost,but what kind of popcorn do you think Alex O. was eating,while he was watching the younger Sid the Kid play for the cup? Reddenbocher or pop secret? I also heard that a team of archeologists just unearthed the last Redskins superbowl trophy.We have 5 in the Burgh by the way,along with 2 Stanley cups. There are a lot of listeners I know from Pa that love you guys like me,but y'all need to lay off a little,or we might start listening to that jackass laughing on the rival show.
06/05/2008 7:09PM
Sticking up for PA
Love the show,but........
06/05/2008 9:20AM
Roy Indiana
Sarah has some nice Wahoos!!!
Indiana Out!
06/04/2008 5:42PM
intern
Sarah the Intern is HOT!!!!!!!!
06/04/2008 9:16AM
1987
EB was a hot young MacGyver.
06/04/2008 8:09AM
Look up at the picture of the Junks right above this fan forum.
Seriously. What is soooooo funny.
06/04/2008 7:32AM
Sarah The Intern
Sarah has some serious Nick "Cannons"
06/03/2008 10:47AM
Cross Mojo
The Cross mojoenation between the Junks, BigO & Dukes and Mike O' is fantastic.. best it's been in a long time. Love the show .. well done
06/02/2008 5:20PM
the show is sully
love the show fellas. I really love the fact that you guys arent haters like chad dukes.
05/30/2008 10:19AM
bdk
you know how you can tell if your a bad movie reviewer? When you give away plot and you sound like you are giving a 3rd grade book report...Sound like BDK?
05/29/2008 7:38AM
Listen Live?
Where's the stream?
05/24/2008 11:04AM
Scarlett Johansson
She sounds like the female version of Johnny Cash, and that's not a good thing.
05/23/2008 7:54AM
spelling
what donkey posted the bob knight video and spelled disappointed wrong.
05/22/2008 11:02PM
EB's Online Name
Anyone know EB's online poker name?
05/22/2008 9:50AM
....
this is the gayest conversation ever...
05/21/2008 12:54PM
EB is hot
EB is a 10 in my book.
05/20/2008 9:15PM
New Listener
You guys are great. I am hooked. Thanks for easing the commute.
05/20/2008 6:57PM
What are the chances
this guy got "strange" from you guys?
http://www.slate.com/blogs/blogs/xxfactor/
05/20/2008 8:41AM
Powder Puff Movie
Forget about nerds...we'll just make a movie that will have million little girls acting like Rosie O! She'd make a hell of a defensive end don't you think??
05/18/2008 10:49AM
The New Michael Buffer
JP good work saturday night! Bat is Fat! Drab T is the man!
05/16/2008 6:07PM
So there goes the fantasy . . .
Not that you guys are totally unattractive but your voices are way more hot. I'm going to stop looking now so I don't ruin my commute on Monday. The boyfriend has been trying to get me to look for weeks and I refused. Lurch I thought you would be muchbigger(wider) - and I'm kinda disappointed! Jp so sorry you look like a car salesman. Love the Junks!!!
05/16/2008 11:39AM
The argument this morning!
The argument this morning between you guys was driving me crazy!!! Be nice - can't we all just get along? Love you guys - Stacey
05/16/2008 10:40AM
BDK I hate you
Why this guy is so fag? I hope he gets raped by a horse and EB dont worry we love man keep insulting people they deserve it.
05/16/2008 9:44AM
bdk
Why the hell are these jerks making fun of BDK for not having a high paying job when he is 24?
Exactly how much were those turds making when they were 24?
yeah.. Toys R Us pays a lot.
05/14/2008 4:48PM
Smell Your D*$k video
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc
One of the funniest songs ever! Garth
05/14/2008 10:03AM
poker
what site did you get the program from to indentify poker players rating when you play. email is jaws069@yahoo.com
05/13/2008 5:54PM
speed of animals. time to shut up.
http://www.factmonster.com/ipka/A0004737.html
05/12/2008 4:05PM
Snaks of the round junkie?
EB, stop eating while talking
05/09/2008 11:40AM
Fake Deer Pic
I am not sure if this has been posted yet but that pic of the deer in the windshield has been on the internet for years. Donkey!
05/08/2008 6:22PM
jay in fall church
bdk sucks. he talks to fast, his lips are cracked and dry and he has a vagina to have written that stupid ass letter to a girl HE broke up with. what a tool!
05/07/2008 5:34PM
donkeys
called in this morning to play some hip hop trivia, i got the 1st one wrong and got the gas face... you donkeys. just keep being the rickys you know you can be
05/07/2008 11:35AM
Donkey of the week for 5/9
On the poker site at JFK.com to register for tourney, they have the borgata number starting with 1-800, instead of 1-866. If you dial the number they have listed, you will get a sex line. I called from work - Opps!!
05/07/2008 6:44AM
Shocker...
I just woke up and probably missed it, but the link to the JPO regi. isn't working...
05/06/2008 7:35PM
Barbara Walters
I'd do her now.
05/04/2008 9:54PM
Botch
One of the Junkies said that a listener was going to call in asking about the junkie of the week and he meant Donkey of the week. It was on Friday on Segment 3 Junkies Cheat Sheet. I listen to podcast up here in NH where I think Lurch said he never wanted to go in an earlier show. Keep up the good work and congrat's on the latest ratings! Phil
05/04/2008 3:16PM
BDK
why is bdk so trifiling? he looks like the kid at the lunch table who wuld be too busy reading hurting books to join the conversation
05/03/2008 10:15PM
Women love you guys
Congrats on the ratings! I know plenty of women who listen...we are out there and know your comments are in good fun...Lurch, you are one sexy man:)
05/03/2008 10:00AM
eb in japan
A Japanese civil servant with a lot of time on his hands ended up in hot water when his bosses discovered he'd logged on to more than 780,000 porn sites in nine months.
05/02/2008 9:51AM
Deer pic is bull
that pic is from last year. Junkies get a gas face for letting this through
05/01/2008 5:42PM
Sweatin' the Junks
Hey Junks. just want to share some love & excitement towards you guys for the Post article I just read from my husband. He introduced me to you feaks and it's added so much more to our wedded life :) Also want you to know you have lots of females that love you & it's so great to be apart of your growth! p.s. Why is EB the only one quoted? Could he really be the only smart one :) God help us all ...
05/01/2008 12:16PM
Donk
This comment is for Bickel. Everytime you feel the urge to say the word 'donk' on the air just think about my nuts 'donking off your chin' you effin' fag
05/01/2008 9:42AM
Lurch you big hurting
Flyers win 4-2 last night and are up in the series 3-1
05/01/2008 6:23AM
O'Meara botch
Lurchy says that the spelling of O'Meara dictates it should be pronounced Oh-mee-rah.
By that brilliant logic, he has given birth to a new language: the Sturchism.
Pear is now pronounced Peer.
Bear is now pronounced Beer.
04/30/2008 10:10AM
No beatin' Wheaton!
I grew up in the Wheaton, Silver Spring area (no longer live there) and just about everyone I know has long since moved out of that area and for good reason. Even Good Counsel packed it up! (I went there...) I don't think people even speak English thereanymore...
04/23/2008 10:47AM
Maryland High School Hockey
All you fans who have been siced to watch the Caps run should take an afternoon to support local youth hockey. The Maryland High School League is a lot of fun to watch. The kids are skilled and there is a ton of physical play which everyone loves. Support the next generation of Jeff Halperns.
04/20/2008 2:57PM
SUNDAY RE-WIND
LISTEN EVERY SUNDAY WHILE WORKING AROUND THE HOUSE...HOW 'BOUT SOME OLDER BEST OF INSTEAD OF THE SAME I LISTENED TO 48 HOURS AGO...IT WOULD BE A "TREAT" TO THE FAITHFUL LISTENERS...THANX
04/19/2008 12:44AM
Hagerstown Steve says:
since your board is as broken as Lurch's sex drive, I figured that I would post on here. I only lived in Wheaton for one year, and I say jone on. Anyone who is proud of that community would probably be proud of the mid 90's Redskins. Have fun with yourMS-13 fellas. They seem like some nice boys.
04/18/2008 7:34AM
People to Hate
this is after-the-fact, but how could no one mention DICK Cheney? Douche Bag #1.
04/17/2008 9:54PM
Wow...Hot!
I've listened to you off and on for the last few years but never took the time to check out your pics. The four of you are much hotter than I imagined...
04/15/2008 11:16AM
Kensington
I do love the show but this morning you guys really pissed me off. I grew up in Chevy Chase and Kensington. For EB to say the shooter from Einstein had to be from Wheaton just fuels the stereotypes we have about certain neighborhoods and schools in Montgomery county. People should not be defined by where they live. Believe me I know, I grew up where everyone was priveledged. For EB to be so insecure about his own hometown, makes him donkey of the day. Stop judging people by where they live or how big their house is. It hurts our children! An everyday female listener.
04/15/2008 8:23AM
Adam Archuleta
Speaking of people i hate... I saw an Adam Archuleta jersey at the Redskins store outlet -- five bucks
04/15/2008 8:21AM
Hate
Rodney Harrison is the biggest dick ever!!
04/14/2008 7:55AM
Donkeys..."QWERTY" keyboard
The "qwerty" keyboard discussion reinforces why I love the show. Everyday I grind in the morning on the way to work because I sometimes think I work with the biggest dummies that ever lived...THEN I listen to the show on the way in and realize how lucky I am....
04/12/2008 1:50PM
A Lurch Sighting??
Was that the "king of Ocean City" we saw at the beach last weekend?? I believe the ol' Lurch Pappy was spotted getting the horns at Fausto's Restaurante Antipasti on Saturday night 4/5/08 at John Ruddo's table. Lookin' good Lurch. The females in our party were impressed! - Columbia Ken
04/11/2008 1:35PM
Poker baby!
You all are always welcome in our online tourneys. i dont care what everyone else says.
mikeyshanePoker.proboards100.com
04/11/2008 9:10AM
commercials
Who ever is in charge of going to commercials needs to be dropped in Baghdad with an %u201CI hate Muslims shirt%u201D!! Please I have an hour commute and hear about 15 minutes of your show and 45 minutes of commercials!!!
04/09/2008 10:57PM
Lou Roc
Wuz up Junkies just wanted to say I think you guys do a great job keeping your listners coming back every morning.I was never a listner for talk radio untill I heard you guys on your previous station about 3-4 years ago and been a listner ever since.I'm not even a big fan on sports but you keep me cracking up all morning. I'm a sales manager for a company in DC,VA,MD and I'm always on the road driving and listening in. I even got hooked to some of your other brothers like Big O and Dukes. I can relate to you guys because I grew up not to far from you and have some of the same day to day issues you guys go threw. Keep up the good work and hope to see you guys sometime at your next gig.louroc@comcast.net
04/09/2008 8:06PM
sethro
Have you seen stacey dash on the cover of King magazine? Bazilly!
04/09/2008 9:16AM
Playoff seedings
The NFL rules committee is voting this offseason to have the seeds by record next year and not by division winners...so that someone who wins in a weak division will not have a higher seed in the playoffs
Craig- Arlington, VA
04/08/2008 3:31PM
JP
JP always plays Devil's Advocate. Stop the madness and calm down buddy!
04/07/2008 9:59AM
Stuck in Augusta
It may be masters week(and I am going), but without the play by play of the junks, I am lost. Miss the live mornings, keep up the greatness that is you!
04/07/2008 6:53AM
Filler
Do you guys have any other segments than these two donkeys arguing over $50 and some nonesense...seriously
04/04/2008 4:47PM
EB
Has anyone else noticed EB is wearing the same black with the blue stripes running jacket in like every picture? Looks like he needs to invest in some new clothes. :)
04/03/2008 10:44PM
Cakes' Song at Spring Break should be...
"Enter Sandman" Metallica. He is Money METAL Cakes!
04/03/2008 8:51AM
life is a highway
tom cochran who was the lead singer of Red Rider who sang lunitic fringe
04/03/2008 8:40AM
song for cakes to sing
Beastie Boys
"fight for your right"
04/02/2008 11:55PM
Denny
That rednecks story was awesome.You should make a weekly game betting on his life.Awesome radio guys.
04/01/2008 9:46PM
denny the redneck
That redneck named denny that got kicked out of the ballpark was friggin great.You guys have got to have him on the show regularly.Best segment ever!
03/31/2008 9:26PM
Married - Life is over!
The Sports junkies lives: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/255484/
03/30/2008 1:43AM
What a gay picture
That is the gayest group phto ever.Whats with the stupid fake laughing and why do you guys have to be touching each other?
03/28/2008 3:53PM
3-way
I want a threesome with Lurchy and EB asap
03/28/2008 9:07AM
Take BDK off the air
This zilch is killing my eardrums. Put the best of back on, Im getting a headache.
03/21/2008 1:19PM
JC Pics
Cakes looks like stepped of of his coffin!
03/19/2008 7:18PM
DUDE!
I was killing a slice of pizza when I watched that treeman thing, almost lost it. 100% guarantee I'd have off'd myself LONG before I start looking like a tree
03/19/2008 7:54AM
Dupree on GGW?
Just read that that girls gone wild found pics of Dupree in their photo archives and will post 'em shortly. FYI
03/18/2008 9:43AM
Seriously these f'ing podcasts
Not a single podcast is playing at all. I can listen to the stream, but I don't want to listen to any of those other donkey shows after yours. I need to catch up on my boys!! Fix the F'ING podcasts!
03/13/2008 9:57AM
Who won?
Who won the Cakes vs Dukes garbage game?
03/12/2008 10:04PM
fireman1103
I was checkin out the hottie pics and there are some beautiful bodies in there already some beautiful t's ladies
03/12/2008 2:56PM
creepers
Prince Charles married his creeper!
03/12/2008 11:53AM
Cakes long lost dad
Eliot Spitzer! both bald, both short, and note the facial similarities, yikes! mystery solved
03/10/2008 9:19AM
Intern
Boot her. Two faced and trying to dig her way out! Boot! My vote. ;)
03/08/2008 3:58PM
BDK And the Jukies are the Donkeys of the Week
Is it really possible that any of you guys passed high school? In reviewing "The Other Boleyn Girl", BDK pronounced it Bolin (emphasis on the first syllable) Haven't any of you guys taken English History, or heard of Anne Boleyn, who got her head cut off by Henry the VIIIth. When pronouncing Boleyn, put the emphasis on the second syllable, not the first. You guys really sounded like real big dummies....even Big O and Dukes pronounced Boleyn correctly...truely a new low for the Junks
03/07/2008 9:48AM
eddie murray
eddie murray's 300th hit was in the metrodome vs the twins
03/06/2008 4:23PM
AU Hoops
Huge win last night against arch-rival Holy Cross! Keep up the coverage of the local squads! Thanks guys
03/04/2008 10:31PM
wild world shoe caper
my brother definitely had his nikes stolen from the hurting shoe depot at wild world
03/04/2008 7:54AM
Site for PARANOID CAKES
http://www.globalincidentmap.com/home.php
03/03/2008 9:25AM
EB-Gold
Eb is such a tard. The only reason diamonds go up is that they colluded together and decided to only release X amount of diamonds a year.. keeping supply down.
Think of it as a beanie baby scam aimed at 25 year old women.
If the shit hits the fanand some of them break ranks because the world economy sucks, there could be a in influx of diamonds and the price plummets.
Contrast that with mining for gold and platinum, it is expendsive to mine these metals.
02/29/2008 9:43AM
shut that fuker up
So many people living in ashburn do not have furniture because they are paying 500k for a #$@#$!$$ TOWNHOUSE.
02/28/2008 7:22AM
Cheap Roomba For the Junks
For the guys looking for a cheap Roomba.
iRobot Roomba 4296 Remote Scheduler Robotic Vacuum
$99.99
http://www.woot.com
02/26/2008 4:29PM
Could JP Botch Titles Any More?
He keeps saying "La Vie Da Rose". It's "Ma Vie En Rose!" DUMMY!@
02/26/2008 10:47AM
Tiger Wood
Tiger woods is an amazing athlete. So money!
02/26/2008 2:50AM
Blue Ray?
Either BBQ or an intern needs to look up how to spell Blu-Ray for the podcast title. It'd be like spelling DVD "DeeVeeDee."
02/25/2008 11:40PM
Tiger Woods
Could Tiger Woods be any better? Best athlete of all time.
02/25/2008 9:42PM
A Glock for CAKES??
Cakes: Hi there... I own a Glock(R), and I have one seven year old boy. I have shown my son the gun -- he is not enticed by the "mystery" of the Glock. And I lock the gun up with a cable lock through the action (slide locked back) when I'm not wearing it. I used to be a Virginia-certified security officer, so I have had training. I also have a Virginia concealed carry permit. Too bad Maryland doesn't trust the average citizen. It's very hard for "Joe Sixpack" to get a concealed permit. Anyway -- my wife was resistant to me having a gun in the house, but I calmed her by promising to NEVER leave it out anywhere, and I have not done so more than once (briefly, unloaded) in over ten years. Glocks are great, BUT if you leave it loaded unattended **ever** -- there is a risk one of your children could find it and commit grave bodily harm to himself or others... Other brands of pistol have an external safety: Springfield Armory, Kimber, or Colt Model 1911-types. If you're interested, I could show you my 1911 pistols and my Glock 22 (.40 S&W caliber). Feel free to contact me. Good luck with getting a firearm into your house. Remember, you're the man, and you're doing it to protect yourself and your family.
(Mr.) Lee Foullon, Falls Church, 703-627-7149.
02/25/2008 3:29PM
Another Hottest MILF Contest
You need another one, I loved it. I have athing for MILF's though!!!!!
Long time fan,
Dylan in DC
02/24/2008 3:34PM
BDK
Could BDK give any more superlatives?
02/21/2008 1:55PM
Half Man Half Tree
I watched it on TLC last night and almost puked the enitre show... It was nasty and his "friends" are just as bad off as he is. poor people!
02/21/2008 9:04AM
Podcast?
Who dropped the ball? No podcasts from the 20th??!! Brett too busy cropping photos for the Big Boob Giveaway???!!!
Somone there is sleeping on their job... where are the junkies podcasts from today?
02/20/2008 3:56PM
Show is awesome!
I like the show so much I purchased some chrome letters from some website and renamed my toyota Echo POO POO
02/20/2008 2:55PM
gay junkies listeners
big o and dukes sound nothing like you, you sound like their ass and you guys are boring and lame whipped vaginas
02/16/2008 1:34PM
Rediculous Flop
I think that you guys might want to check out this hand... http://www.killingboredom.com/264/Insane_Poker_Hand.html
02/15/2008 6:47PM
New mini segment?
You guys should do a short segment each week calling out the donkeys that post atrocious comments up here. Like that douche that posted the "Quick Car Tutorial" on 2/13 who apparently fails at 5th grade spelling and grammar... so its hard for anyone totake him seriously.
02/14/2008 12:53PM
SHOW
Love the show,JP is still a pompus ass but still love the banter
02/14/2008 9:45AM
Lurchy let me down..
Yep u dated my sister, and yet for advice on hooking me up on the best way to play real money...not sure here, Visa. Amex and MC says nope....what route do you use?....
02/14/2008 8:00AM
Its your boy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CFoTHA6HLY
02/14/2008 7:12AM
Kimbo Slice vs. Tank Abbott
Junks,
Long-time listener here. I haven't heard you guys say anything about Kimbo Slice fighting Tank Abbott this weekend on Showtime. Kimbo is a beast! Surprisingly, he's a pretty cool dude till he starts beating your ARSE! Check out Goldberg training with him on bloodyelbow.com. PEACE bitches!!!!
02/13/2008 10:18PM
podcasts
Your podcasts are great for those who don't get to hear all of your segments:) Been a fan for years ~ couldn't get on without my junkies.
02/13/2008 6:59PM
AGING!!
You guys are aging wannbes who think you're still cool!!!Get on with your lives and accept you middle age status.Start staying home on the couch and stroke youselves by listening to Barbara Streisand and Barry Manilow.ACCEPT IT!!!