The same National Enquirer that nailed John Edwards,
says Cind McCain’s been cheating on John for years.

Witnesses say they’ve seen Cindy at concerts and sporting events
with—quote—“a long-haired man who resembles
a washed-up ‘80’s rock musician.”

The Enquirer also has a photo, too grainy to prove anything.

Cindy McCain is a cougariffic 54.  John McCain is 72.

On the John Edwards story, by the way, The Enquirer says
it has a soiled diaper from Edwards’ alleged love-child. 

The paper says, as soon as it can get some DNA from Edwards,
it’ll be able to prove he’s the baby’s daddy.

Saturday is the Million-Gay-March...on state capitols around the country,
protesting the banning of gay marriage in California.

A lot of this week of protests has been directed at the Mormon Church,
which spent tons of money pushing for the ban.

In Colorado, meanwhile, officials are investigating what they call
a hate-crime—the burning of The Book of Mormon—the Mormon bible,
if you will—on the steps of a Mormon church in Littleton.

But a pastor in Dallas has made himself extremely popular
with some folks, after challenging the married people in his congregation
to have sex every day, for seven straight days.

He says he plans to do the same, with his wife,
who’s given him four children.

Quoting the Reverend Ed Young, “We’re going to give it a try.”

He is assuming, of course, that no-one in his congregation is gay.

Especially since, quoting him,
“God says sex should be between a married man and a woman.”

He didn’t say if the woman had to be married.

Police in Sweden have busted-up a bestiality ring.

They targeted 30 zoophiles from across the country...
who were meeting regularly to film their encounters with dogs, goats,
and other four-footed creatures.

But, because there is no law against bestiality in Sweden,
no-one’s been arrested.

One of the group’s outed members says his dog provoked it,
by making herself available while she was in heat. 

He says he always understood that no means no,
and backed out when she wasn’t into it.

A couple on a crowded train from Liverpool to London was arrested yesterday, after a guard watching security video,
saw the woman perform an act on her male partner.

The woman’s been released on bail.  The 49 year old businessman
is facing charges of “unacceptable behavior.”